

Carolyn: What the hell do you think you’re doing?
Lester: Uh-oh. Mom’s mad. Bench presses. I’m going to whale on my pecks, and then I’m going to do my back.
Carolyn: I see you’re smoking pot now. I’m so glad. I think using illegal psychotropic substances is a very positive example to set for our daughter.
Lester: You’re one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak.

When I get mad and I get pissed
I grab my pen and I write out a list
Of all you assholes who won’t be missed
YOU’VE MADE MY SHITLIST.